Vote el Zoz’ 08
 Yes! It’s official, I’m running for President in the United States of America Presidential Elections of 2008…
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And help me be the first American Foreigner President!
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Campaign Updates:
I know that all the polls show that the Presidential race is between Obama and McCain, but thats a conspiracy... what the polls don’t show is that I AM LEADING the race.
The American media have avoided any mention of me and my historical campaign so that one of their own citizens would win the elections.
But on Nov. 4, 08 the whole world will be shocked by my crushing victory.
el Zoz for President 2008: CHANGE we don’t want!
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 Breaking news: ELECTION FRAUD!
Obama wins the election by stealing my votes!
It’s a conspiracy, I know it… and I blame the government!
There was no mention of my campaign in the final outcome! Ezzay ya3ni? Independent polls undertaken by my friends at Zed mag, showed that i was ahead in polling in all major battleground states... i had more votes than Obama and McCain combined (the reason you didn’t hear about that on CNN or FOX news is that they were trying to ruin my campaign)... but when they failed, they stole my votes and gave it to Obama!
It’s all part of a much bigger conspiracy to make Obama president! I mean really! The republican candidate was 72 years old McCain! A person who lost the candidacy nomination to Bush in 2000! He lost to Bush! If he lost to Bush he shouldn’t be allowed to run against anyone!!! 8 years later, the republican chose this living zombie to run against a man who shattered all taboos and records!
And then what did this McCain do? He chose Sarah Pallin as Vice President! Sarah Pallin! An airheaded, low IQ, nobody, who describes herself as a hokey mom! Sarah Pallin, if you want to get the picture, think Bush but blonde! And he starts the most low budgeted, negative campaign, ever!
Com’on ya3ni...!
 And of course the main stream media were all over Obama, all the time (except for Fox News, which was doing the same thing but for Mc Cain). They were flirting with him as if they were newlyweds (Obama and the media!)
And there was no mention of my successful campaign whatsoever!!!
Although I’m sure i got at least two thirds of the votes! Including the votes of Mickey Mouse, the whole crew at Disney, lonely tunes, South Park (except for the Jew), The Simpsons, the whole crew at Marvel comics, the terminator (the real terminator not Arnold Schwarzenegger), and 99% of the Hollywood characters!
And we all know that Hollywood controls the USA, rite?!
But the American government and ACRON stole my votes and gave them to Obama...
I will not give up, i will sue the USA and Obama! And i will raise my case to the UN...
But if that fails, and only because i don’t want to divide the American nation...
I will settle the case and run again in 2012!
el Zoz |
